So I didn’t take step-by-steps because this was unplanned, and I didn’t even have enough condoms, so I stole some from my roommate.

And I ran out of my extra hair gel too, so I used some shower gel and lotion, and mixed it all together. It came out surprisingly well though.

First I did the shaft portion, and the first condom exploded, so I put in as much fluid as I could and then put another condom on top. At first, it was rather girthy(chode-like; excuse my language). But once you put the second condom on, it becomes like chode-like and so mine came out ridiculously long. So don’t overdo it. Do tie it multiple times at the top. I tied mine about 7 times.

Then I did both the balls, and tied them each 3 times. I tied them around the loose ends of the shaft about 5 times just to be safe, and used a rubber band too. Then I took the nipple-like things(I used oversized-tipped condoms; I recommend that for this effect) from the balls and used a rubber band to secure those. If you turn that kind of inside-out, the rubber band will be hidden between the testicles and look a bit more realistic.

Overall, I used:

• Half a bottle of Got 2 B hair gel
• Quarter of a bottle of BodyWorks lotion
• Quarter of a bottle of Bodyworks Showergel
• 7 condoms(varying brands) all with oversized tips
• 2 rubber bands

Then, I decided I wanted to sleep with it on, and just incase it exploded(it didn’t afterall) I put a sock on it and safety pinned it to my boxers. A nice feeling, waking up with a hard-on.

Then I got crazy, and use a broken headband(any normal piece of fabric, about half your waist size) and tucked it into the sides of my underwear to feel bonerific. It was successful.

ironicmoustache:

Forget the images you’ve learned to attach
To words like cock and clit,
Chest and breasts.
Break those words open
Like a paramedic cracking ribs
To pump blood through a failing heart.
Push your hands inside.
Get them messy.
Scratch new definitions on the bones.

Get rid…

dys-pho-ri-a [dis-fawr-ee-uh, -fohr-]

noun Pathology

a state of dissatisfaction, anxiety, restlessness, or fidgeting.

Above is dictionary.com’s definition of dysphoria.

If you add the word “body” or “gender” to that definition, it becomes “body dysphoria” or “gender dysphoria”. That then turns the definition into:

a state of dissatisfaction, anxiety, restlessness, or fidgeting to do with one’s body or sex.

This means that people who do not identify as male or female(genderqueer, nonconforming) can feel dysphoria. If they choose to identify as trans* but not on either side of the spectrum, and areunsatisfied, anxious, restless, or fidget with their physical attributes, they feel dysphoria.

Dysphoria is a term for everyone. Just because someone doesn’t identify as either male or female doesn’t mean that they don’t feel it, and doesn’t mean that they are comfortable with their body.

Always Spread

A good link for anyone who doesn’t fully understand trans* stuff. Quite effective. Wish we could just give this link when faced with being asked or confronted.