I sometimes feel like Mulan was a transman, and that Disney tried to convey that in a subtle way through “Reflection”.
Jenna Talackova’s Disqualification
“Talackova was disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada contest last week after it was discovered she was born male.”
-Pageant Assistant Isabel Perez
“Perez said Miss Universe staff found information on Facebook that proved Talackova “lied” on her application form by stating that she was a “natural born” female.”
“I regard myself as a woman, with a history.”
-Jenna Talackova
“Disqualified for being born? Really? I don’t think so. I’m not going to just let them disqualify me over discrimination.”
-Jenna Talackova(tweeted, March 20th 2012)
Condom and Hair Gel Packer
So I didn’t take step-by-steps because this was unplanned, and I didn’t even have enough condoms, so I stole some from my roommate.
And I ran out of my extra hair gel too, so I used some shower gel and lotion, and mixed it all together. It came out surprisingly well though.
First I did the shaft portion, and the first condom exploded, so I put in as much fluid as I could and then put another condom on top. At first, it was rather girthy(chode-like; excuse my language). But once you put the second condom on, it becomes like chode-like and so mine came out ridiculously long. So don’t overdo it. Do tie it multiple times at the top. I tied mine about 7 times.
Then I did both the balls, and tied them each 3 times. I tied them around the loose ends of the shaft about 5 times just to be safe, and used a rubber band too. Then I took the nipple-like things(I used oversized-tipped condoms; I recommend that for this effect) from the balls and used a rubber band to secure those. If you turn that kind of inside-out, the rubber band will be hidden between the testicles and look a bit more realistic.
Overall, I used:
- Half a bottle of Got 2 B hair gel
- Quarter of a bottle of BodyWorks lotion
- Quarter of a bottle of Bodyworks Showergel
- 7 condoms(varying brands) all with oversized tips
- 2 rubber bands
Then, I decided I wanted to sleep with it on, and just incase it exploded(it didn’t afterall) I put a sock on it and safety pinned it to my boxers. A nice feeling, waking up with a hard-on.
Then I got crazy, and use a broken headband(any normal piece of fabric, about half your waist size) and tucked it into the sides of my underwear to feel bonerific. It was successful.
Lots of people think that to be “truly” transgender is to get surgery, take hormones, and dress in a certain way.
The truth is, some transgender people go through life not getting surgery or hormones; those are both huge medical decisions, and some people feel comfortable without getting any alterations, whereas some people feel as if they need surgery to be comfortable and complete, and that’s okay. And that doesn’t make them less trans*.
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